Biohazard
Cook's Assistant
Demon Slayer
Desert Treasure
Fishing Contest
Gertrude's Cat
Goblin Diplomacy
Horror From The Deep
Lost City
Monkey Madness
Murder Mystery
Nature Spirit
Priest in Peril
The Restless Ghost
Shadow of the Storm
Witch's House
Must have started the Legends Quest.
48 Agility (cannot be boosted)
20 Firemaking
Must be able to defeat high leveled, tough monsters
175 Quest Points
10 Quest Points
10,000 Agility exp (King Awowogei)
28,000 Cooking exp (All Subquests give some xp)
3,500 Crafting exp (1,000 Goblins, 1,000 Pirate Pete, 1,500 Skrach)
1,000 Farming exp (Goblins)
1,000 Fishing: (Pirate Pete)
4,000 Hit Points exp (Sir Amik Varze)
2,500 Magic exp (Lumbridge Guide)
1,500 Ranging exp (Skrach)
1,000 Slayer exp (Dwarf)
1,000 Smithing exp (Pirate Pete)
1,500 Woodcutting exp (Skrach)
A Red Lamp that gives 20,000 exp to any skill over 50 of your choice (Final Battle)
Ability to make Spicy Stew (Evil Dave)
Ability to cast Teleport to Ape Atoll Spell, Ability to cook Stuffed Snake, Access to Monkey Agility Course (King Awowogei)
Access to Mogre Camp, Ability to craft Crab Claw and Crab Helmet (Pirate Pete)
Ability to hunt Jubbly birds (Skrach)
Access to Evil Chicken's Lair (Sir Amik Varze)
Access to the Culinaromancer's Chest
Table of Contents
Part 1: Helping the Cook
Sub-quest 1: Freeing the Mountain Dwarf
Sub-quest 2: Freeing the Goblins
Sub-quest 3: Freeing Pirate Pete
Sub-quest 4: Freeing the Lumbridge Guide
Sub-quest 5: Freeing Evil Dave
Sub-quest 6: Freeing Skrach Uglogwee
Sub-quest 7: Freeing Sir Amik Varze
Sub-quest 8: Freeing King Awowogei
Part 3: The Fights
Difficulty: Novice
Length: Short.
Requirements: 10 Cooking, must have completed Cooks Assistant.
Items Needed: Eye of Newt, Rotten tomato, Greenman's ale, 2 Lemons, Orange, Pineapple, Cocktail glass, Cocktail shaker, Knife, and Ashes.
Quest Points Reward: 1
Reward: Ability to start the sub-quests
Start Point: Lumbridge Castle Kitchen
To Start: Speak to Cook
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When you talk to Cook he will tell you that it wasn't actually the Duke's birthday, and that the Cooks Assistant Quest was a test of your fidelity. The 100th anniversary of a great banquet cooked by his ancestor, Franizzard Van Lumbcook, is coming up and Cook must make a banquet to prove to the world that he is also a great cook. He wants you to recreate the banquet cooked by Franizzard but doesn't have any of the ingredients for it, making it your job to get them.
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He will give you 100 gp and tell you to get him an Eye of Newt, a 'Dirty Blast', a Rotten tomato, and a glass of Greenman's ale. To get the Greenman's Ale, you can brew it, or purchase it at the Yanille Pub and Light House General Shop. Some players also sell it, but the price may be high. A newt's eye may be bought from the Taverley herblore store or the Port Sarim magic store. Rotten tomatoes can be made in compost bins, or bought at the duel arena or pillory sites.
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To make a 'Dirty Blast' you must make your own fruit blast (NOT buy one, unless a player made it), and add ashes. To make it you must use a lemon, orange, and pineapple on your cocktail shaker, and then use that with a cocktail glass. Next use a knife with a lemon to cut it into slices, and then add a lemon slice to the unfinished cocktail. Finally, add ashes to it.
To obtain a cocktail shaker, you can start or have already completed the Blurberry Bartender mini-game (Gnome Stronghold). You can also buy one from Funch's Fine Groceries (next to the Cocktail Bar, second floor, Gnome Stronghold. You can get a glass by drinking any cocktail or buying one. Lemon and oranges may be bought from a gnome barman, and all three fruits may be bought from the supply store at the Grand Tree.
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Now take these items back to Cook and he will invite you to the feast.
Congratulations! Quest Complete!
Now go through the door to your north to enter the banquet room. After viewing the feast you can do any of the following sub-quests that you want.
The Culinaromancer's Chest
As you progress through the sub-quests, you will always receive 'increased access to the Culinaromancer's Chest' as a reward. The Culinaromancer's Chest is located in the Lumbridge basement, down the trapdoor in Cook's room. It works as a bank and as a shop. You can buy various gloves and weapons if you choose 'buy item', or if you choose 'buy food' you are shown a selection of foodstuffs.
When you have full access to the Culinaromancer's Chest you will be able to buy these:
The gloves are progressive from leather and bronze all the way to dragon and barrows. Although they are not given these names, it is obvious from their looks what they are. The most expensive (dragon and barrows) cost 130k gp but give great stat bonuses of +12 to all attack and defence stats except magic which is +6 and +12 strength for the barrows ones and +9 to all attack and defence stats for dragon.
Sub-quest 1: Freeing the Mountain Dwarf
Difficulty: Novice
Length: Short.
Requirements:
Must have completed the Fishing Contest Quest.
Items Needed: 216gp, Bucket of milk, Pot of flour, Egg, Bowl of water, 4 Asgarnian ales, and any Gloves (Ice gloves are best). Optional item is Ring of Charos (u).
Quest Points Reward: 1
Reward: 1k Cooking and Slayer xp, Increased access to the Culinaromancer's Chest.
Start Point: Lumbridge Castle Banquet Room.
To Start: Inspect the Dwarf.
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When you inspect the dwarf the gypsy will tell you to go find his Dad in the tunnel under the mountain. Go to the home of the mountain dwarves underneath White Wolf Mountain.
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Once you find his dad, who is called An old Dwarf, talk to him. You will explain to him what has happened to his son. Unfortunately, when you ask him to give you his secret rock cake recipe he will refuse.
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Go to the 'Rising Sun' pub in Falador, and ask about dwarves and ale. You will have to buy the recipe for 200 gp (or for free if you wear the Ring of charos). They will tell you to drop a gold coin into an Asgarnian ale.
- Buy four Asgarnian ales and a coin on each of them to get four Asgoldian Ales.
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Now return to An old Dwarf, now called Rohak, and give him all four beers in a row. He will eventually tell you the recipe for a price of 100gp, but only once he is completely drunk. Like before, you have to bring the ingredients. The ingredients are milk, flour, an egg, and a bowl of water.
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Return to him with the ingredients and he will make a Dwarven rock cake, placing it on the table. Make sure that you are wearing gloves (if the gloves you are wearing are Ice gloves then you can skip the next step) and take the cake from the table.
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Before you return you must cool down the rock cake, to do this go to the top of Ice Mountain and kill an Icefiend.
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Finally, return to the banquet hall and use the rock cake on the Dwarf.
Congratulations! Sub-quest Complete!
Sub-quest 2: Freeing the Goblins
Difficulty: Novice
Length: Short
Requirements:
Must have completed the Goblin Diplomacy Quest.
Items Needed: Charcoal, Spice or Gnome spice, 1 Fishing bait, Bucket/Jug/Bowl of water, Bread, Orange slices, and any Dye other than orange, red, or yellow.
Quest Points Reward: 1
Reward: 1k Cooking, Crafting, and Farming exp, increased access to the Culinaromancer's Chest
Start Point: Lumbridge Castle Banquet Room.
To Start: Inspect either goblin.
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After inspecting a goblin the gypsy will tell you to go to the Goblin Village, which is located north of Falador.
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Speak to the same goblin you inspected in the banquet room and ask which food they like. They'll tell you to go away.
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Now go down the nearby ladder and speak to the Goblin cook. He'll tell you to get him charcoal for a new food. Give some charcoal to the chef and he will place it in his cauldron and you will get to see a hilarious cut-scene of his 'cooking'.
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Talk to him again and ask for help. He will ask you to get orange slices that aren't orange, spicy maggots, and bread that isn't crunchy.
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Use your spice with the fishing bait to make spicy maggots. Use a bucket of water with bread to make soggy bread. Use your dye with the orange slices to get dyed orange.
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Talk to the goblin cook again. He will make his 'slop of compromise'.
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Take the slop and use it on the goblin in Lumbridge castle.
Congratulations! Sub-quest Complete!
Sub-quest 3: Freeing Pirate Pete
Difficulty: Intermediate
Length: Medium
Requirements:
Level 31 Cooking
Items Needed: 3 Bronze wires, Needle, Fishbowl, Pestle and mortar, Raw cod, Bread, and a Knife
Quest Points Reward: 1
Reward: 1k Cooking, Fishing, Smithing, and Crafting exp along with access to the Mogre Camp
Start Point: Lumbridge Castle Banquet Room
To Start: Inspect Pirate Pete
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Upon inspecting Pirate Pete the gypsy will tell you that only fishcakes will save him. Go to Cook who is in the room south of you and find out the recipe (you have to ask how to make all of the items in the pirate section). You will need ground cod, kelp, giant crab meat, and breadcrumbs.
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Use a knife on your bread to get breadcrumbs and use a pestle and mortar on your cod to get ground cod.
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Now go to Port Khazard and talk to Murphy twice. He will turn your fishbowl into a diving helmet and make you some diving gear. Equip these and talk to him again to take a dive, however you cannot dive if you are carrying more than 27kg or carrying any type of a cat.
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Start off by picking some kelp, then swim north to a crab pen guarded by Morges. Talk to Nung and he'll ask you to get 5 mudskipper skins.
Note: If you have low level cooking make sure to take some extra kelp (and crab later in the quest), just in case you burn the fishcake.
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Collect 5 rocks then go to the Underwater Cavern, which is located in the north west corner of the area. Kill 5 mudskippers and collect their hides.
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Now return to Nung and he will tell you to get 3 bronze wires and a needle in exchange for access to the crabs.
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Speak to him again and give him the items. Then go through the pen door and kill a crab.
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Grind your kelp, raw cod, and crab meat and return to Cook. Talk to him, use all the ingredients on each other and then cook it.
- Finally, use the fishcake on Pete.
Congratulations! Sub-quest Complete!
Sub-quest 4: Freeing the Lumbridge Guide
Difficulty: Intermediate
Length: Short
Requirements:
Level 40 Cooking
Must have completed the following quests:
Big Chompy Bird Hunting, Biohazard, Demon Slayer, Murder Mystery, Nature Spirit, Priest in Peril, The Restless Ghost, and Witch's House.
Items Needed: Egg, Bucket of milk, Pot of flour, Cake tin
Quest Points Reward: 1
Reward: 2,500 Cooking and Magic exp, Increased access to the Culinaromancer's chest.
Start Point: Lumbridge Castle Banquet Room
To Start: Inspect the Lumbridge Guide
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The gypsy tells you that you need to go to Traiborn the wizard.
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Head to the wizard's tower and speak to Traiborn on the second floor. He gives you some quiz questions. If you have done any of the other sub-quests, then cake supplies may be easily bought from the Culinaromancer's Chest.
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Egg: You have to identify each person that "hatched" out of an egg. Here are some you might encounter:
- Green ghostly person - Velorina (from Port Phasmatys)
- Lady in purple - Gertrude
- Man in white - Ali Morrisane
- Muscleman in purple - Unferth
- Kingly man in white/red outfit - King Lathas
- Man with a ponytail holding a book - Reldo
- An elf - Islwyn
- Witch in green robes - Hetty
- Hooded man - Pirate Pete
- Bald man in dark shirt and light pants - Professor Gronigen
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Pot of Flour: You will be shown a rectangular screen with 10 objects on it, and must answer a question about it once you close the window. I suggest you write down or screenshot what you see. You need to answer 3 correctly to move on.
Here are some examples:
Items: Ball, Flypaper, Potato seed, Onion seed, Cadava berries, Jangerberries, Herring, Salmon, Dwellberries, Mithril arrow
Question: Which of the following items were NOT shown to you?
Answer: Trout
Items: Fire rune, Yew shortbow, Tin ore, Iron ore, Holy Book, Dwellberries, Mithril arrow, Trout, Silver ore, Chaos rune
Question: How many types of runes were there?
Answer: 2
Items: Wolfbane, Bloated toad, Distillator, Cider, Dwarven stout, Chef's delight, Jade, Opal, Chaos talisman, Mind talisman
Question: Which item began with the letter "m"?
Answer: Mind Talisman
Items: Air rune, Maple longbow, Magic shortbow, Tomato seed, Unholy Book, Poisonivy berries, Coconut, Water rune, Logs, Black longsword
Question: How many weapons were you shown?
Answer: 3
Items: Silverlight, Druid pouch, Ghostspeak amulet, Moonlight mead, Book of Balance, Trout, Pike, Yew logs, Death Talisman, Magic logs
Question: Which items were amongst those you were shown?
Answer: Guthix prayer book, Magic logs, Pike
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Milk: You will be asked some more questions about Runescape.
Question: A gold ring is to 5, as a holy symbol is to...
Answer: 16 (level to craft)
Question: If I'm going to need glass, first I will need:
Answer: Sand, Bucket, Soda ash, Glass blowing pipe
Question: What is the nearest guild to the Fishing Platform (as the seagull flies)?
Answer: Legends
Question: I'm in a bar west of Pollnivneach. Where am I?
Answer: Bandit camp
Question: I can hear howling in one direction and buzzing in the other - where am I?
Answer: Catherby
Question: What ingredients are used in a cake?
Answer: Flour, Eggs, and Milk
Question: What doesn't lie between Morytania and Asgarnia?
Answer: Keep le Faye
Question: The river salve runs from?
Answer: North to south
Question: How much gp does it take to bribe a guard at the toll gate to Al Kharid prior to earning their trust?
Answer: 10
Question: What is the defence level requirment to wear a Mystic Hat?
Answer: 20
Question: Which tower is closest to the Crafting guild?
Answer: Dark wizards
Question: The combat level of goblins near Lumbridge is...
Answer: 2
Question: A glass vial is to 33, as a glass orb is to...
Answer: 46
Question: Take the number of Fire runes to cast Fire Strike, and multiply be the number of Air runes used to cast Wind Strike before adding the number of Earth runes used to cast Earth Wave. What do you get?
Answer: 10
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Once they are all enchanted, use them on a cake tin and bake the cake on a range.
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Use the completed cake on the Lumbridge Guide.
Congratulations! Sub-quest Complete!
Sub-quest 5: Freeing Evil Dave
Difficulty: Intermediate
Length: Medium
Requirements:
Level 25 Cooking
Must have completed the following quests:
Gertrude's Cat and Shadow of the Storm.
Items Needed: Kitten/Cat/Wily/Lazy Cat, and lots of Stews (you can buy at the Seers' Village pub for 20 gp each or at the Warriors' guild from Lidio for 24 gp each with 10 in stock). You are not recommended to take a kitten down there, it is better to take a Cat or Wily Cat.
Quest Points Reward: 1
Reward: 7k Cooking exp, ability to make spicy stew, own a hell-cat, and more access to the Culinaromancer's Chest.
Start Point: Lumbridge Castle Banquet Room
To Start: Inspect Evil Dave
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The gypsy will tell you that in order to free Evil Dave you must make a stew, but that it also must be seasoned in a very particular way.
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Go to Edgeville and west of the bank speak with Evil Dave's mother, Doris. Ask if Dave is in and she will tell you he is down in the basement (Make sure you agree to being evil). Open the trapdoor, and continue down into the basement.
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Once downstairs, talk to Evil Dave and make him give you the recipe. Dave tells you the stew was like the one his mom makes, so go speak to Doris. She tells you that you need to gather certain spices to make this stew.
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Go downstairs and use your cat to catch hell rats. Most times it catches a rat, a spice is dropped. Spices will be Red, Yellow, Orange and Brown. In addition, it'll be a quantity of 1 to 4. Gather a few of these spices (no more than 6 doses of each color will be needed). To find out the amount of spice needed for the Evil Stew, do the following: Start with RED spices, add 1 red spice to stew then talk to Dave. He'll drink it then say it's nothing like his stew or one of the spices is right (once it's right, go onto the next color). If it's wrong, just add 2 doses to the next stew. If two spices is wrong then you know that 3 spices is the right amount. Once you figure out RED, then move onto YELLOW, then ORANGE, then finally BROWN. Finally, using all the correct doses of all colors, make the Evil Stew for Dave to taste which he says is "Totally Evil". The worst case scenario using this process is you'll need 6 doses of each color and 9 bowls of stew (2 of each color spice in the stew, and the final one).
Note: Your cat will automatically turn into a hell-cat once you have killed a certain amount of hell-rats, the amount varies. Feeding your hell-cat normal milk will turn it into a normal cat. Also note that the spices are untradable.
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Once you have the correct quantities of each spice in the stew give it to Dave, who should verify that is the correct one.
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Go back to the banquet hall and use the stew with Dave.
Congratulations! Sub-quest Complete!
Sub-quest 6: Freeing Skrach Uglogwee
Difficulty: Intermediate
Length: Medium
Requirements:
Level 41 Cooking
Level 20 Firemaking
Must have completed the Big Chompy Bird Hunting Quest.
Items Needed: Axe, Pickaxe, Any ogre bow, Any ogre/brutal arrows, Iron spit (smith with an iron bar), Log, Tinderbox, Ogre bellows, and Ball of wool.
Quest Points Reward: 1
Reward: 1,500 Cooking, Woodcutting, Ranging, and Crafting exp, Increased access to the Culinaromancer's chest.
Start Point: Lumbridge Castle Banquet Room
To Start: Inspect Skrach Uglogwee
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NOTE: The gypsy will tell you that in order to free Skrach Uglogwee you must cook a Jubbly bird, and to talk to Rantz about how to hunt them.
Speak to Rantz in the Feldip Hills about saving Skrach. He will tell you to speak to him again just southeast at the water's edge.
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Head over there and tell him that you will need a boat to get to Karamja, which is where he points to. He will kick over a tree for you, so use your hatchet on it twice to make a crude boat. Tell him the boat is ready, and he will then shoot an arrow to a tree on Karamja and tell you to cook a chompy there for good luck.
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Now kill a chompy bird and get a raw chompy. For more information on chompy hunting, see the Big Chompy Bird Hunting Quest Guide.
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Next, go over to the beach southwest of the Tai Bwo Wannai general store to find the tree with the arrow in it. Make a fire and roast your chompy using your iron spit. Rantz's children will come with the boat to bring you back.
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Ride on the boat back to Rantz and speak to him again. He will tell you that you need to make toad balloons to bait the Jubbly birds.
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Go north of the swamp where you fill up your bellows to the little mining area. Mine a rock.
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Now fill up your bellows and catch three swamp toads, then fill up your bellows again. Move to a clear area (south of Rantz's patch is a good place) to hunt your Jubbly.
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Use your bellows on the bloated toads and they will inflate more to make toad balloons. Drop them on the ground and move a fair distance away. When a Jubbly bird comes, range it with your ogre bow and pluck the carcass, and then pick up the raw jubbly.
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Cook the raw jubbly on Rantz's spit, as yours is too small.
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Finally, bring the cooked Jubbly back to Skrach Uglogwee.
Sub-quest 7: Freeing Sir Amik Varze
Difficulty: Experienced
Length: Long
Requirements:
Must have completed the Lost City Quest
Must have started the Legends Quest to the point of entering the K. ( If you have completed the Legends Quest instead of only partially completing it, you will not need the Radimus Notes for Sir Amiraks sub-quest.)
Must be able to defeat a level 227 monster
Items Needed: Bucket of milk, Pot of cream, Raw sweetcorn, Hatchet, Machete, Pot, Raw chicken, Dramen staff, Pestle and mortar, Ice gloves or Anti-dragonbreath shield or anti-dragon potion (recommended), Weapon and Armour (recommended), Radimus notes, Prayer potions (recommended).
Quest Points Reward: 1
Reward: 4k Cooking and Hitpoints exp, Increased access to the Culinaromancer's Chest.
Start Point: Lumbridge Castle Banquet Room
To Start: Inspect Sir Amik Varze
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Talk to the gypsy and then to the Cook about how to make Sir Amik's creme brulee.
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Use the milk with the cream to make a milky mixture.
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Head to a mill, such as in Lumbridge or Zanaris, and use your sweetcorn in the hopper to make cornflour. Use this with the milky mixture to make a cornflour mixture.
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Go to the Khazari Jungle, south of Shilo Village. Pick a vanilla plant, found south of the pool of water on the south beach of the jungle, and add it to your mixture.
Note: To enter the Khazari Jungle, you must have entered it previously, in the Legends Quest. You must keep your Radimus notes for this step, until you complete the Legends Quest. After completion of the quest, you will no longer require the notes for this step.
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Store all of your armour and weapons in the bank, but make sure you still have your pestle and mortar and your mixture. Some teleport runes and food would also be helpful for the next step.
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Head to Entrana and get a branch off of the Dramen Tree, as done in the Lost City quest. Grind it into cinnamon and then make your way back to the Draynor bank.
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Speak to the Wise Old Man near the Draynor bank. Ask him about strange beasts and then select Evil Chicken. Listen to his story. Then make your way to Zanaris.
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You will need a raw chicken, dramen staff, your mixture, anti-dragonbreath shield, armour, weapons, and prayer potions for the next few steps. Head to the shed in the Lumbridge swamp and equip your Dramen staff (or Lunar staff). Enter the shed and you will be in Zanaris.
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Equip your weapon, armour, and anti-dragonbreath shield. Use your raw chicken with the chicken shrine right behind you to be teleported into the Evil Chicken's lair.
The Evil Chickens lair is instanced! If you die you will lose everything!
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Turn on protect from melee (if you have it) and run past the Black dragons to the evil chicken in the back. Switch to protect from magic and kill the chicken. Take his egg and add it to the mixture.
Note: if you, for whatever reason, should die down here after you have defeated the Evil chicken, you will not be able to fight it again. Instead, search it's nest for an egg and use it for the mixture.
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Turn on protect from melee and kill a Black dragon. Pick up the token it drops and leave the chicken's cave through the portal located south of the dragons.
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Equip either Ice gloves (no damage), Anti-dragon shield or Anti-fire potion (some damage), or an Anti-dragon shield and Anti-fire potion (no damage), and withdraw the cinnamon. Use the cinnamon on the Brulee and then rub the token to make a fairy dragon appear. Ask him to flambe your creme brulee. He will breathe on it and the dish will be complete. If you did not use any of the items listed above, you will take very high damage from the dragon's breath.
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Go back to the Banquet and use the Creme Brulee on Sir Amik Varze.
Congratulations! Sub-quest Complete!
Sub-quest 8: Freeing King Awowogei
Difficulty: Experienced
Length: Long
Requirements:
Level 70 Cooking (can be boosted)
Level 48 Agility (cannot be boosted)
Must have completed the Monkey Madness Quest.
Items Needed: Knife, Pestle and Mortar, Rope, M'speak Amulet, 3 Greegrees (Ninja/Archer, Guard, and Zombie), a weapon, and 5gp. Antipoison is recommended.
Note: During this sub-quest, do not teleport anywhere if you have a Greegree equipped while you also happen to have no space in your inventory, or else you will lose your Greegree.Quest Points Reward: 1
Reward: 10k Cooking and Agility exp as well as the ability to use the Ape Atoll teleport spell.
Start Point: Lumbridge Castle Banquet Room.
To Start: Inspect Awowogei.
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When you inspect Awowogei the gypsy will tell you that she doesn't know what food to give him, so you must go to Ape Atoll and talk to him in his monkey form there.
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Go to Ape Atoll and ask Awowogei about his favorite food. He is in a building on the eastern part of the island, south of the building with the place you can recharge your prayer. He will not tell you but he mentions the Three Monkeys. They are located in the northwest corner of the temple just north of you.
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Go to these monkeys and talk to one of them, the others will join in. They will tell you that King Awowogei's favorite food is Roasted giant snake stuffed with sliced banana and monkey nut paste. You will need a giant snake corpse, a banana, and some monkey nuts. All but the snake corpse are purchasable on Ape Atoll.
Note: It is highly recommended to buy/collect multiples of each of the following items as it is possible to burn the snake when you attempt to cook it. Plus, you must take more than two red bananas or tchiki nuts or else when you return to the three monkeys, they'll ask you to get both items again.
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Buy the banana and monkey nuts then head back to Lumdo who will take you to Crash Island.
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Once you are on Crash Island, head east and go down the pit. Kill a big snake (level 84) and pick up its corpse. I recommend using protect from melee as it is a multi-combat area and there are a few of them down there.
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Now return to the Three Monkeys and they will tell you that your banana and nuts are of the wrong type. What you need is a Red Banana and some Tchiki Nuts. (You have to talk to them twice to get them to say this). Transform into a guard monkey and go to the western part of the island and located the banana tree. Use a rope with the tree and pick a red banana. Drop that banana and pick another one so you have two.
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Transform into a ninja monkey and go south of town to the agility arena. Follow through the course and at the end there is a hole. Go down the hole and pick some tchiki nuts from the bush. Again, gather two tchiki nuts the same way you did with the red banana. Climb up the vine and return to the Three Monkeys.
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Slice your banana with a knife and grind the nuts with the pestle and mortar. Then use them both on the snake.
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Transform into a zombie monkey and go down the trapdoor in the eastern part of the temple. Once there, go down the stairs and enter the 'exit' between the two flights of stairs. Walk over the lava and use the raw stuffed snake with the rock in the room.
Note: It is possible that you may burn the snake during the process, and will need to gather all the resources to reattempt cooking it successfully.
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Finally, return to the banquet hall and use the snake on Awowogei.
Congratulations! Sub-quest Complete!
Difficulty: Experienced
Length: Medium
Requirements:
175 QP
Must have completed the following quests:
Desert Treasure and Horror From The Deep.
Must be able to defeat tough high leveled monsters.
Items Needed: Fighting equipment (recommended items mentioned in guide), lots of food, and some super restore potions.
Quest Points Reward: 1
Reward: Full access to the Culinaromancer's Chest and an experience lamp granting 20k exp to your chosen skill that is above level 50.
Start Point: Lumbridge Castle Banquet Room
To Start: Complete all sub-quests
Once you have completed all of the sub-quests you will watch a cut-scene, after this there will be a portal that you can go through to fight the Culinaromancer and his minions.
Your prayers will not work here and if you die you will lose all but the 3 rarest items you are carrying, unless you are skulled which would make you lose all of them. Remember, there is no way to retrieve what you lose!
All of the following are our recommendations, although many people may find other ways that suit them better.
Battle 1: Agrith-Na-Na
The first monster you will face is Agrith-Na-Na, a level 146. It is weak to stab and ranged attacks.
Meleers should take:
A good platebody
A good pair of platelegs
A Dragon dagger (preferrably super poisoned)
A Regular or Super potion set
Fill the rest with food (lobsters or better)
Rangers should take:
Good range armour
A good bow
A Ranging potion (if you think you need one)
Rune arrows/Bolt racks (depending on what bow - none if crystal)
Fill the rest with food (lobsters or better)
Drink your potions before you go through the portal, and then enter and unleash all of your specials on him. He is rather easy and you get a banana for beating him. After you have defeated him, exit the portal and go bank to prepare for the next stage.
Battle 2: Flambeed
The second monster you will come up against is Flambeed, a level 149 made out of hot cakes. This thing hits pretty often in close combat but is particularly weak to range.
Note: It is recommended to not tank this boss but to kite as Flambeed hits hard and often!
You should take:
Good range armour
A good bow
A Ranging potion (if you think you need one)
Rune arrows/Bolt racks (depending on what bow - none if crystal)
A Dragon halberd (optional)
A Super potion set and Stamina potions
You MUST wear Ice gloves
Fill the rest with food (lobsters or better)
As with Agrith-Na-Na, drink your potions before going through the portal. When you get in, unleash three hally specials on him, if you brought a hally, and then change to your ranged weapon. Try to avoid letting him get near you by simply running along the side, unleashing 2 shots at him, and then running again. It will drop some cakes.
You can also trap him behind the portal and range him.
Battle 3: Karamel
This time you are pitted against Karamel, who is the Kamil of this quest in that she uses stat reducing, freezing magic. She is level 136 and is very resistant to range so it's recommended using magic against her.
You should take:
A good Magic bonus Armour set
A good Staff (preferred to the element you are casting)
Runes to your highest level magic skill that you can cast
A Regular or Super potion set
2 Super Restore potions
Fill the rest with food (lobsters or better)
Run up to her as quickly as you can, as once you are in close combat with her she can't hurt you. She will drain your special attack bar, your stats, and will freeze you with her spells. Try to always keep your attack above your regular level by drinking super restore when necessary. Eventually she will die and drop a choc ice.
Battle 4: Dessourt
In this battle you face Dessourt. This is a level 129 skeleton-like thing that uses magic and melee. The magic hits rapid 5's each time though, so keep an eye on your health. He seems weak to most melee attacks.
You should take:
A good platebody
A good pair of platelegs
A Dragon scimitar, Dragon longsword, or Abyssal whip
A Regular or Super potion set
Fill the rest with food (lobsters or better)
Drink your potions before going into the portal. Unleash any specials you have straight away and kill him.
Battle 5: Gelatinnoth Mother
The penultimate battle is against the Gelatinnoth Mother, which is a level 130 version of the Dagganoth Mother. It goes through a cycle of colours allowing attacks of certain style and elements to damage it. It starts out white, then changes color to blue, orange, brown, red, and green, then repeats the cycle.
You should take:
Full rune armor
An Air staff, Air battlestaff, or Mystic air staff
Enough runes to cast 50 air, water, earth and fire blasts or waves
A good shield
A good melee weapon
A good bow
Rune arrows/Bolt racks (Nothing if using a crystal bow)
A Regular or Super potion set
When you fight it, cast spells using your menu instead of setting it to auto cast. The weaknesses for each colour are as follows:
White - Air spells
Blue - Water spells
Orange - Melee attacks
Brown - Earth spells
Red - Fire spells
Green - Range attacks
Kill it using the attacks from the above list, but remember to watch your health as it is very easy to get carried away here and die.
Final Battle: Culinaromancer
Finally, you are but one enemy away from completing the longest quest in Runescape. You have to fight the Culinaromancer, although he is only level 75 and one of the easiest of the lot. He is like a pure with low defence stats but high offence. Dispose of him however you want, he is really quite simple to defeat.
Congratulations! You have completed the 100th quest of RuneScape!
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